The found poem below is in response to this prompt:
OULIPOST #14: COLUMN INCHES
Refer to the advertising section or the classifieds in your source newspaper. Create a poem by replacing all of the nouns in your chosen ad segment or classified listing with nouns from one article in the same newspaper. You may use multiple ads/classifieds, presented in the order of your choosing.
Classifieds. "Swiftsafe Weightloss with Healthcare Experts." The Daily Nation. 14 Apr. 2014:pg 45 (No hunger, No aerobics, No gym, No herbs, No pills, No belts, No creams, No shorts, No patches, No G5)
Makori, Elias. "Double Win for Kenyans in London." The Daily Nation. 14 Apr. 2014: pg 1 and 2.