OULIPOST#29: Beauty and the Bust and does size matter?

OULIPOST #29: CANADA DRY

The name of this procedure is taken from the soft drink marketed as “the champagne of ginger ales.” The drink may have bubbles, but it isn’t champagne. In the words of Paul Fournel, who coined the term, a Canada Dry text “has the taste and color of a restriction but does not follow a restriction.” (A musical example is Andrew Bird’s “Fake Palindromes.”)  Be creative, and write a poem sourced from your newspaper that sounds like it’s been Oulipo-ed, but hasn’t.

Size, delay, hardrock
power and rockhard
size, delay, hardrock
men's max delay
instant hardrock
maximum big-size
men's max control
savage power and size
slim magic
Hip booster
Breast firming
big size and confidence?

REFERENCES
Classifieds. The Daily Nation. 29 Apr. 2014. pg 47

A181 Beauty
Size, delay, hardrock
savage power and size sol.
slim magic and tumy trimers
V-Max/power and rockhard
men Aroma therappy
men Aroma therappy
men Spanish Therappy
men Spanish Therappy
Breast firming Mombasa
Hip booster Mombasa ...etc

A230 Health
MENS big size and confidence
MENS instant hardrock