OULIPOST22: No Trouble Outside Hell

Every day this April, nearly 80 poets will write one poem per day by applying constrained writing techniques sourced from the Oulipo (Ouvroir de littérature potentielle — or “workshop of potential literature”) group to text sourced from their daily local newspaper. This is the twenty-second of thirty prompts in the Oulipost project.

The poem below is in response to the following prompt:

Oulipost #22: Antonymy 

In Oulipian usage, antonymy means the replacement of a designated element by its opposite. Each word is replaced by its opposite, when one exists (black/white) or by an alternative suggesting antonymy (a/the, and/or, glass/wood).
Original: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Antonymy: To not be and to be: this was an answer.
Select a passage from your newspaper source text to complete this exercise

 Pedestrians

Obey my Evening Jam
[at]
Melody Countryside.

Many  False Hate
The Old and The Calm.

His Father's Son
[is]
No trouble outside hell.

REFERENCES

Television line up, NTV and KTN. The Daily Nation. 22 Apr. 2014. pg 36.
NTV
9:00am Movie: Cars
11:15am The Young and the Restless
12:00pm Rhythm City
6:00pm One True Love
10:30pm Movie: Trouble in Paradise

KTN
5:00am Command your morning
6:00am Morning Express
6:00pm Her mother's daughter